Terms

Terms of Use

Good grief, you're still reading this?

OK, then the following terms apply:

1. If sending any comments, you will be polite and constructive at all times.

2. For every page you look at you will send me US$1.

3. You will tell all your friends what a wonderful site this is.

4. You will link to all appropriate pages to boost my Google score.

5. If I happen to visit your city, you'll provide free luxury accomodation for my exclusive use, together with gourmet food and the finest wines.

6. Failure to meet these terms will involve the forfeiture of all your worldly goods, and then being suspended upside down in a vat of marmite for one week. Unless you're a Brit, then vegemite will be used instead.

That'll teach you for being sad enough to read this stuff!